March 3rd, 2008 by Doug Powers

Oh, wait… it's the other way around:

Barack Obama yesterday lashed out at political enemies who are spreading false rumors that he's a closet Muslim as he proclaimed, "I pray to Jesus every night."

"I am a devout Christian," he told voters in this key state.

"I pray to Jesus every night and try to go to church as much as I can."

In these late days in the campaign, Jesus is to Barack Obama what Vietnam was to John Kerry.

But in fact, Obama has been going to the same church for 20 years. It's a church that honored Louis Farrakhan, but still…

The Obama campaign also received the coveted endorsement of Seismo McRichter of the Obesity Rights Now lobby.