Paging Keith Olbermann: ‘Coffee Partiers’ Make ‘Tea Partiers’ Look Like the Harlem Globetrotters

The Coffee Party movement, if you can call it that, is the left-of-center, Obamaniacle reaction to the successful Tea Party movement.
Yesterday in America, many “Coffee Parties” were held around the country, which, judging from the photos, attracted an average of only a couple dozen attendees (can we call them “beanbaggers”?) each.
Coffee Party organizers called the event a “huge success.” Well, if their goal was to gather enough people to fill a Port-o-San, I guess it was.
The likes of Keith Olbermann, Bill Maher, Janeane Garofalo and other pasty, whiffle-brained dingbats castigate the Tea Party movement as being nothing more than an all-white racist whine-fest featuring a bunch of crackers who just can’t stand the fact that a black guy has been elected president. There are actually many minorities involved in the Tea Party movement, but why bother the left with the facts?
Go through the large photo album from yesterday’s Coffee Parties. Say what you want, libs, but there’s an awful lot of cream in that coffee.
The white people gathered in Idaho to eliminate “red state vs. blue state”:

The white people gathered in New Jersey to demand civil conversation (which is a lot easier when you have so few people conversing):

The white people gathered in Nebraska to demand… um… a refill on their coffee!

The white people gathered in Kentucky to… to… figure out what to demand from the government and see what’s on TV:

The white people gathered in Florida to demand vigilance in taxing the ecology to pay for health care, or… something like that:

The white people gathered in Illinois to demand civility and to test the architectural integrity of the floor joists:

Etu, California?

Actually, I spotted a handful of non-caucasians at four or five of the 34 gatherings there are photos of, but using the same Olbermann/Garofalo sliding scale that is used to measure racism at Tea Parties, the Coffee Partiers might as well have been wearing white hoods and burning crosses.
Frankly it’s encouraging that rallies to grow the size of government drew such a small number of people who want to strap on the public trough feedbag, but still, when will Keith Olbermann make the Coffee Parties the “Worst Person in the World” for being nearly completely devoid of minorities?
On a moonbattier note, Allahpundit has many quotes from Coffee Party attendees. Here’s my personal favorite:
“‘To me, government is the answer. I’m really sort of perplexed,’ said a man named Joe who said he had been a teacher for 44 years…
A teacher? Now it’s all making sense.
Update: Thanks to Another Black Conservative for the link.
Nobody Gets Email–How the Human Race Will Go Down

Nobody Gets Email---
Sometimes, it's best just to keep it short and simple. That's what kind of Saturday it's been...
This e-mail was from my friend..JR...who is himself, still at heart, sixteen, and boy...can I relate.
We are all going to be saying this when they pass Nancy's Health Care....Oh crap...was that today?
How Dinosaurs became extinct.
The very first "senior moment."
B&R Saturday Night
In 1996, Nile Rodgers was named Japan Tobacco’s Super Producer of the Year and was invited to perform there with Chic in April of that year.
Just before this concert at the Budokan Arena in Tokyo, Chic co-founder and bassist Bernard Edwards fell ill.
Despite Rodgers’ insistence to cancel the concert per a doctor’s recommendation, Edwards didn’t want to disappoint the fans and refused to postpone the show.
After the concert, Bernard Edwards retired to his hotel room. After not responding from his room the next morning, Rodgers got a maid to let him in and found Bernard dead on the couch where he had been sleeping. The cause of death was ruled as pneumonia.
A year later Nile Rodgers returned to Japan to pay homage to his fallen partner.
Open Thread Saturday
How many people can you call “brother” and “racist’ in the same interview while calling yourself a “Jesus-loving free black man”…?
Bush Derangement Syndrome is a Real Pisser

That’s right, BDS is alive and well. A “urinal artist” in California (surprise) has created the George W. Bush toilet, for sale for several thousand dollars. Not only that, but CBS and MSNBC have promoted the artist’s work.
Imagine CBS doing a puff promotional piece about any “artist” who created Obama urinals (other than to point out what a hateful, tea-partying jerk the “artist” was):
Watch CBS News Videos Online
Next up for the Bush-hating “urinal artist”: Painting the ceiling of the Cistern Chapel. Eat your heart out, Michelangelo.
Update: Jojo in comments says that we’ll know if this “artist” is a capitalist once he figures out that he can make a lot more money selling Obama crappers.
(h/t Newsbusters)
The B&R Saturday Edition

Texas Conservatives Win Curriculum Change
Texas ed board vote reflects far-right influences
Texas Social Studies Curriculum Vote Bring Out Worst in AP Bias, Labeling
Funny how there wasn’t whining when history books were left-leaning. Liberals hate equality
Lawyers from 3 different firms stand to collect $200M if 9/11 settlement goes through
Take small payout now or wait for better bill from Congress? 9/11 heroes to make harrowing choice
Why are taxpayers paying out and not the TERRORISTS?
Pope knew priest was paedophile but allowed him to continue with ministry
How many times can one shoot themselves in the foot?
Sen. Brown lashes out at healthcare push in weekly Republican address
Why? He’s been in the senate a damn month…?
Kissinger admitted to South Korean hospital
Must’ve been the kimchee
Government revisiting restrictions on blood donations by gay men
President Obama to unveil education plan Monday
President Obama Is Pooped!
That reforming American thing never stops, but in the end it’s all about him
Butler rejects U.S. Chief Justice John Roberts as commencement speaker
The faculty probably seek someone less controversial and partisan, like Joy Behar…
Cap and Tax
When they start imprisoning GW hustlers, politicians should not be immune
Truck driver in Reid accident twice cited for speeding
He’s screwed
Reconciliation Mania: White House Considers Talks With Taliban
The White House is pushing “reconciliation” as a way to ram the health care sham through the Senate, and now they’re considering reconciling with the Taliban.
I’d be optimistic for progress if it weren’t for thousands of years of history working against this notion:
President Obama met with his war cabinet on Friday, and the issue of reconciling with the Taliban is gaining traction, even as administration officials debate whether the time is right.
[...]
“It is now more a question of ‘when’ than a question of ‘if,’ ” the administration official said, when asked about the idea of reconciliation talks with senior Taliban officials.Another official, who like the senior administration official spoke on condition of anonymity because internal administration discussions were still at an early stage, said, “There’s been a lot of energy applied to the reconciliation issue in the last few weeks.”
But both officials added that, for now, there are no plans for reaching out soon to high-ranking Taliban leaders. That effort, they said, is likely to wait until after the United States takes on Taliban insurgents in Kandahar in what is expected to be the next major military offensive in Afghanistan.
So, in essence, we can’t engage in talks with the Taliban until more Taliban are wiped out. Sounds good. If they’re all wiped out, it’ll be the most peaceful peace talks ever.
Here’s a little preview of how President Obama’s attempt to reconcile with the Taliban might go — with Gene Wilder playing the part of Obama:
Sleepless in Dubai
Australian Production Co. Shooting Documentary Interviews Bob Parks
By BRIAN GELINAS
ADN Staff Reporter
ATHOL — Part-time resident and former Republican candidate for state representative Bob Parks was interviewed recently, while in town, by an Australian production company shooting a documentary on the downturn in President Barack Obama’s popularity and the “Scott Brown effect” on American politics.
The main portion of the interview, conducted by video journalist Aaron Lewis, was filmed at AOTV studios in Athol, with some outside footage being shot around town. The documentary is being produced as part of Australia’s Special Broadcasting Service’s “Dateline” program (not to be confused with the American NBC news program of the same name).
The show is to air this month in Australia, and Parks, whose primary residence is in Manassas, Va., will be sending a DVD copy of the program to AOTV for airing on the local public access channel.
While in town, Parks took time out to discuss all things political, including the current race to fill the seat for state representative for the 2nd Franklin County District (currently held by Democrat Christopher Donelan, of Orange, and who is not running for re-election), and Brown’s election to the U.S. Senate.
Parks said that, during his own campaign against Donelan, he was tempted to ask him if he planned to leave the state legislature after attaining pension eligibility, or if he would pledge to the people who put him in office that he would not seek election as sheriff of Franklin County.
Parks said a reliable source had told him that was Donelan’s intent, but he chose not to call him on it, because “I didn’t know if the question would rub voters the wrong way, and would be seen as a personal attack.”
In hindsight, Parks said he wished he had posed the question, but noted, “it’s one of those what-ifs.”
Parks, who comments on all things political and more on his Web site Black & Right (www.black-and-right.com), said he doesn’t see that the district has improved much since his move south, and noted that the upside of Donelan’s decision to not seek re-election is that the “district will get some new blood and, hopefully, new blood that isn’t self-serving.”
Parks said he fully expects that the person elected to Donelan’s seat “will be an independent thinker and one who doesn’t think waiting for Boston to help [the district] is the way to go.”
He added that whoever wins the race should take a page from his own political play book and personally approach business executives and invite them to the area to show them what is available as a means to boost economic development in the region.
“The North Quabbin Chamber of Commerce does what it can, but [there is a need to be] aggressive, and a state representative has the clout to open doors,” he said.
He added the focus should be on high-tech companies and others that attract young people and offer internships. Of the area’s younger generation, Parks said, “We need to give them more to aspire to than what is here. I would hope the new representative would get personal about economic development, and not leave it to state policy.”
Parks said one of the things that is going to work against such an effort if undertaken is the fact a program to create economic opportunity zones is being done away with by the Obama Administration and Beacon Hill. Such a program works to bring economic development to areas most in need. “Both administrations are not business-friendly,” he said.
Whether or not a Republican can win the district remains to be seen, but Parks feels it’s an uphill battle. “Personally, I don’t think Ronald Reagan could win here,” he said.
In support of his belief, he points to the fact Brown lost to Martha Coakley in the district, which includes the towns of Athol, Orange, Erving, Gill, Greenfield and Wendell. However, of those towns, Athol and Orange went to Brown, and Parks sees that as hopeful, but noted, “Voters in Athol and Orange see realities [the other towns] don’t. At some point, you have to stop voting against your own self interests.”
During his own campaign, Parks told supporters and others that if they wanted change they had to vote for it, but if they liked the status quo then they shouldn’t complain. He said he still hears complaints when he’s in the area.
For Parks’ in-depth opinion on the district’s voting results and political tendencies, read his Black & Right posting on the topic: My Massachusetts District Didn’t Learn A Thing.
While Parks appreciates what Brown was able to accomplish, he said he is “not a big fan of Brown.” In fact, when being interviewed for this article in mid-February, he even suggested Brown might be swayed to vote with Democrats on certain issues, an observation which has since proved itself true.
Parks said that the election of Brown and of Republican candidates in New Jersey and Virginia seems to have Democrats dumbfounded. “They seem to be totally mystified by the results,” he said.
He added that he takes issue with Democrats claiming that Bush winning the presidency with 51 percent of the vote equated to the country being strictly divided, while Obama taking 53 percent means their party has a mandate. “That’s sort of illustrative of the arrogance of Democrats,” he said.
Parks said he feels that Democrats are mostly out of touch with voters. To support his claim, he cites the fact poll results have shown voters largely against the proposed health care bill, yet “they don’t seem to listen and continue to ram down a bill nobody wants in [its current] form.”
Another example he cited was Coakley’s statement regarding former Boston Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling, which was made during her campaign and accused him of being a Yankees fan. “You’d have to be on another planet not to know about the New York-Boston rivalry,” he said. “I think the remark was the final nail, and shows an elitism that puts people off.”
In contrast, Parks noted how Brown was out in front of the Garden in Boston talking with fans after a Bruins hockey game during his run for office.
Regarding his own political aspirations, Parks, who currently works as a video producer with the Media Research Center in Alexandria, Va., says if he were still a full-time resident in town he would consider running again for state representative.
A frequent guest on radio and TV programs, he said he has also been asked to run for political office in other states, including Florida, Oklahoma and Texas. To date, he has declined to do so.
Although he is unable to run for the 2nd Franklin County seat, and he lives over 400 miles away, his concern for the district remains solid and genuine. “I would do anything I could to help with economic development in the district, if I were asked,” he said. “I know people in Washington, but I don’t want to step on any toes.”





