Here are our candidates:
Feb. 13 - ‘Mistress Day’ - marks day of straying for men
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If you think your guy has never been with a prostitute, think again
Who said Hegel was dull?
The second article, has such lovely logical scientific gems like this:
A 2007 survey found that one in five men in the U.K. has enlisted the services of a sex worker, so it isn’t a stretch to think your guy may have doled out some dollars for the deed.
If your lady has BPD, or is paranoid, I urge you to not let her read this article. She probably isnt the type to realize that 4 out of 5 have NOT enlisted the services of a sex worker while living in a country where the sex business is a lot more legal than in the US, and which is far across the ocean and still has a monarch that isnt a butterfly.
Some women will read this “But if you aren’t asking them, they aren’t telling. “, decide to ask, and in my fair city of eight million or so, there will be a significant number of groans.
Right now if I open my window, and listen quietly I won’t hear “I’m mad as hell and I am not going to take it anymore”. I will hear “What happened to asking me if your butt was fat? Can we go back to that question?”.
Interesting as it is, it sounds like one long made up piece, while another article (not in the lineup here or online), pointed out that most men who saw expensive prostitutes wanted a great date, and that she found that a bit sad.
Given that the sex worker had a totally different take than the MSM PC message, and this article is just a collection of made up vignettes that sound like a womans magazine confessional article sold as news. It even reads like make up ad copy, or a sex in the city promo.
The men of Manhattan sleep with prostitutes for any number of reasons: variety, getting something they can’t get at home, or just the sheer thrill of it.
David is a good-looking guy. He comes in at a little under 6 feet. Brown hair, brown eyes, good dresser. He owns his apartment downtown, has an Ivy League degree and a Hamptons summer share…
There is even a second liberating message for men peeking in on this message
I’m a preppy guy. I could never take home a girl who was all edgy. She would take one look and laugh at me. I can break out of my mold with a prostitute.
Hey, nothing like a prostitute to break you out of your persona and let your hair down (if you have long hair).
They even include a worry bomb.
Psychologist and relationship expert Cooper Lawrence says the nicer the girlfriend, the more likely the guy might seek sex outside the relationship.
So hurry up and stop being nice, that will make things better. We all know that complaining, and generally not nice women have better relationships that lead to their men preferring to stay home and not seek outside the relationship.
“The happier and the nicer the girl is they are with, the more likely they will go to a prostitute if they are into some odd sexual proclivity, because you aren’t going to ask the mother of your children to spank you or even to talk dirty to you,” Lawrence says.
Whatever happend to imagination and hairy hands?
Very contrary to the other article with interviews, the interview answer here can be imagined from a scene in a comedy. contrast this erudite answer with the call girls answer that they want a great date and sex isnt the focus.
(which makes sense if your not silly enough to think that for that price sex was the focus)
“Men just need the variety. They’re like jack rabbits, but most men don’t want to have a full-blown affair and mess with their marriage,” Quan explains. “They aren’t bad guys. They just can’t control their urges.
So in the name of Variety, let us move on to contestant number two.
Feb. 13 - ‘Mistress Day’ - marks day of straying for men
Another fine title for a new addition to the male calender of perfidy. Has anyone noticed but with all these theories, they seem to add calander dates to them. Kind of like men look at their day planner to figure out what nefarious thing they should do today. Let’s see, superbowl sunday, remember to beat the wife. Valentines, remember you beat the wife and give her a gift. And day after Valentines, placate the hooker or mistress in your life.
Unofficially, Feb. 13 is also known as “Mistress Day,” the day that straying boyfriends and husbands set aside for the “other woman” - since they’re spending the actual Valentine’s Day with their girlfriends and wives.
Given the recent leftist true stories in literary form (and then withdrawn), they actually believe that we would believe that men live like mobsters in a living version of “Goodfella’s”.
Just like the other article it has a lot of semi precious kidney stones.
“It might not be a nationally celebrated day, but it’s at least a day to practice your ‘mistress retention’ skills,”
I am glad they cleared up that its not nationally celebrated. Let me guess, Indian reservations ignore the holiday. But the article is sure to point out that businesses know the low down, on down low.
The city’s dining industry caters to Mistress Day’s unfaithful crowd. “I guess probably in 10 years Hallmark will make a card for it,”
Every year customers at cozy One If by Land, Two If by Sea make two reservations during Valentine’s week - and ask the staff to pretend that they didn’t see them the first time around.
City florists see their fair share of infidelity, as well. “There are a lot of men out there who do that,” agrees one manager
It’s a city wide epidemic!
Naturally, then, the days surrounding Feb. 13 are the best times to pin down a philanderer. “You’ve got a three-day window where anyone who’s cheating will more than likely be making contact with the person they’re cheating with,”
So mark your calender because they didnt have this idea for propaganda last month, and could only think of using the Spitzer incident to promote what they could this month.
So which is it, which headline is worse?