‘Celebrity Idiots’ Archives
Ozzie Guillen: Awesome! Totally Awesome!
Ozzie Guillen, the Chicago White Sox manager, has dared take issue with noted celebutard Sean Penn’s opinion of the life-partner he met on eDictator.com, Hugo Chavez: You can add Sean Penn to the long list of people who have been called out by Ozzie Guillen. The outspoken White Sox manager called Penn a “payaso” (clown) and [...]
Tom Brady Urges World to Turn Off Lights for One Hour, But Not During a Pats Night Game
From the “What happens when athletes marry enviro-wacko supermodels” file: Supermodel Gisele Bündchen and husband, NFL great Tom Brady have recently shown their support for WWF’s Earth Hour by filming two videos that encourage people around the world to join them in turning off their lights for Earth Hour on Saturday, March 27th at [...]
And the ‘Least Effective Attempt to Convince America That Hugo Chavez Isn’t a Dictator’ Award Goes To…
You guessed it! Sean Penn, the part time actor and full time spokesman for the Hugo Chavez Office of Public Relations, US Chapter, was on Bill Maher’s show talking about Hugo Chavez, who Penn met on eDictatorHarmony.com. Here’s what Penn thinks should happen to people who “falsely” accuse Chavez of being a dictator: PENN: [...]
Miss Alaska Takes a Shot at Sarah
At the Miss America competition, Miss Alaska introduced herself by saying, “No, I can’t see Russia from my house.” Is just another case of Palin Derangement Syndrome that was most likely written by a pageant handler who’s still chuckling about it (contestants write as many of their own lines as Obama does), or just [...]
Sean Penn Praises U.S. Military!
Celebutard actor Sean Penn went to save the day in New Orleans after Katrina, and he’s done the same in Haiti — and at least his boat’s not sinking this time. But the real surprise was that Penn actually offered praise for the U.S. Military — something that can get you excommunicated from the Screen Actors Guild. As seen [...]
Downloading, Redistributing Bono’s Property Against His Will is Bad; Same Rules Don’t Apply to Your Property
These entertainers who back all manner of government theft from the paychecks of the rest of us to finance whatever their causes du jour are but who throw hissy fits when their “property” is pilfered never cease to crack me up. Bono is the latest: Irish rock star Bono called Sunday for tougher controls over the spread of intellectual [...]
