May 8, 2008
Nobody Dreams of Good Soil
Nobody Wins: Yesterday I woke up, and instantaneously, the very first thought that came to my mind was this strange and illogical sentence: literally.
MEDIEVAL HEADLINE: (Of course, there was no such thing.)
Man Spots Excellent Soil in the Great Distance.
With his bare eyes…no binoculars. Amazing.
Then I imagined lots of people in an old [...]
May 5, 2008
NOBODY Approves Tom Hanks Message
Nobody’s Perfect: Tom Hanks, one of the last men in Hollywood who it seems cannot help himself, when it comes to not knowing that he should maybe keep his political pick for President to himself—( so that we can go on enjoying his performances) made the announcement today that he is supporting Barack Obama for [...]
Comments (0) Filed under: Vox Populi — Joyanna Adams @ 5:40 pmMay 4, 2008
Commander Hillary Stands & Forgets to Put the Lid Down
Nobody's Opinion: You gotta hand it to her. With a lot of help from her friends, the one-woman strike force, General Hillary Clinton, held another one of her carefully staged ‘town-hall’ meetings on Sunday’s ABC’s program, The Week with George Stephonopoulos.
Indiana…look out.
She was looking simply marvelous in her dark pants suit—a suit she desperately wanted [...]
May 1, 2008
Mexico Comes To Flowers!
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Comments (1) Filed under: Vox Populi — Joyanna Adams @ 4:59 pmApril 24, 2008
Nobody Hoards Rice
Nobody’s Opinion; The sub-topic today, besides Hillary and Obama whining about each other, was: Food. The alarm in the air is that Cosco and Wal-Mart are running out of that great American staple—rice. The reporter was so upset, and so bewildered reporting this news that he wore a yellow plaid tie on top of a [...]
Comments (2) Filed under: Vox Populi — Joyanna Adams @ 5:04 pmApril 22, 2008
Five Year Wars: Iraq and the Seminole
Nobody Flashes Anymore:
Consider this Quote–"Sixteen millions of Anglo-Saxons unable to subdue, in five years, by force and by fraud, by secret treachery and by open war, sixteen hundred savage warriors!"
This was a quote by John Quincy Adams, around 1838, in a series of speeches he gave in the House. JQA was not only the only [...]
April 20, 2008
Nobody Reports on a Monday: Let's All Just Leave…
Nobody’s Opinion: I thought I could make it through the weekend without going crazy—I was wrong.
When Fox News late Sunday afternoon was showing a big picture of a jet plane called “Sheppard One” (that’s the name for the Pope’s jet plane, that was kept onscreen for way too long) as it was getting ready to [...]
April 15, 2008
Historicalia Automeglomania: Vaccination Required
Nobody’s Opinion: As President George W. Bush is riding into the sunset of his last days in office; it’s obvious he is struggling with the same disease of that of his predecessors. I like to call it…Historicalia Automegalomania.
Let’s consult our political medical dictionary:
Historicalia Automegalomania- (n.) Disease which is found to be particular to world leaders, [...]
April 14, 2008
Nobody Reports on a Monday: The FDR's ARE Coming!
Nobody’s Opinion: All last week, I was seeing visions of FDR and Eleanor Roosevelt reincarnated as Bill and Hillary Clinton, sitting once again on the thrones of power. All Hillary talks about in every speech, as she goes from city to city, is her big plans for all kinds of new government “programs”— programs to [...]
Comments (2) Filed under: Vox Populi — Joyanna Adams @ 5:53 amApril 10, 2008
Nobody Admits: Men Are Superior
Nobody’s Opinion; If you are a man reading this you might find this title a bit humorous, because you have known all along that you are superior to women in every way—right? And yet those pesky women keep insisting that just because men have had some brilliant moments…like the Hoover Damn, the Eiffel Tower, the [...]
Comments (2) Filed under: Vox Populi — Joyanna Adams @ 4:25 pmApril 8, 2008
Who's In YOUR Green Shower?
Nobody’s Opinion: Picture this: It’s in the near future. It’s six am, somewhere in Arizona.
A young beautiful woman takes off her clothes. She steps into her shower. She turns on the water. She gets her long blond hair wet. This of course takes about two minutes, any less and the shampoo would not lather. Lathering [...]
April 6, 2008
With Guns in Hand
Nobody’s Opinion: Due to the fact that Charles Heston has passed away, my usual Monday rant will take a break for these few word.
An American Moses—Charles Heston
Sometime in the last reign of Bill Clinton’s Presidency, I remember feeling particularly frustrated at life. My son had just showed up first day of his senior year all [...]
April 4, 2008
Thomas Edison Gets NO Respect
Nobody’s Opinion:
“There is no expedient to which a man will not resort to avoid the real labor of thinking.”
—Thomas Edison.
Okay, I’ve about had enough. As an American citizen I think we should all demand an apology long overdue, for the complete idiots in our Congress who have outlawed that wonderful invention…Edison’s electric light bulb.
It’s bad [...]
April 1, 2008
All You Need Is—Four Presidents?
Nobody’s Opinion:
“There is always a way to do it better…find it.” —Thomas Edison
In the noble quest of witnessing the current presidential race, one wonders just when Your Mama Obama, Hillary Balboa, and Raining John McCain find the time to attend to their regular jobs of being senators? Are they dutifully attending to the business of [...]
March 26, 2008
Can A Poor Man Fit Through the Eye of a Needle?
Nobody’s Opinion:
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God.”—Matthew xix.24.
It’s Good Friday, 2008, and not too far away from me people are scattering in trucks and cars with all their worldly possessions—trying to get away from yet <em>another</em> [...]
March 13, 2008
Novanglus, 2008
Nobody’s Flashes; In 1774, John Adams wrote a series of articles in the local Boston Gazette. He used a fake name, Novanglus (which means New England in Latin) in order to hide his identity.Now, why should he do that?
Because, if the British ministers who were running the government at the time knew who was talking [...]
March 12, 2008
Only Their Prostitutes Know for Sure!
POLITICAL SATIRE
Nobody’s Opinion: It’s certainly a good thing we have the breaking news of another hypocritical, sex crazed, corrupting New York politician scandal on TV today. By wisely resigning his governorship, Eliot Spitzer…well, let’s just say, instead of being prosecuted as he should be, will go on to work in a wonderful corporate job, where [...]
March 10, 2008
Nobody Reports on a Monday:The Dream Team is not a Dream
Nobody’s Reports on a Monday:
Boy, those Clintons are a tease, aren’t they? They had all the talk shows on Sunday hopelessly panting out exciting pictures of the “dream team.” The Clinton/Obama ticket. Old Bubba was out there getting all those old women all gooey eyed. George Stephanopoulos was so excited, he probably went off his [...]
March 5, 2008
Desperate Tactics?
Nobody’s Opinion: Here in “middle” America, I have some grim news—news that should be related and passed on to those “conservative” voices on all our radio stations. Marching orders were put out last week for all “conservatives” to vote for Hillary in the primaries, in order to keep her in the race.Yes, they were asking [...]
Comments (0) Filed under: Vox Populi — Joyanna Adams @ 5:48 pm