The Onion helps announce Taco Bell’s new menu featuring a carbon-neutral menu featuring no items taken from nature:
Taco Bell’s New Green Menu Takes No Ingredients From Nature
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Sunday Funnies: Taco Bell Announces All-New ‘Green’ Menu
Taco Bell’s New Green Menu Takes No Ingredients From Nature
