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The lamestream media told you:

Nothing.

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:

Responding to a request for strategy from a member of the Republican National Committee, which is developing policy to stop tsarist takeover of entire swaths of America, the Uninvited Ombudsman replied:

Tzars are not authorized by the Constitution.

Tzars represent a tyrannical exercise of power, and were fiercely hated in their homeland Russia.

Any attempt to circumvent Congress and tight congressional oversight of taxpayer funds should be treated as illegal abuse of power, with arrests and prosecutions wherever possible.

While some in the “news” media and other pundits are indignantly asking, “What’s with all the tzars?” none are calling for an end to the tzarist era, arrest of anyone acting as a tzar, or dismantling the growing tzarist networks of power. Stop tzars now. Tzars are unAmerican and should be banished. Anyone supporting tzars and their exercise of power should be socially ostracized. Don’t question tzars. Excise them.

“Czar,” which derives from Caesar, originally meant Emperor and later became equivalent of King: “a ruler who claims the same rank as a Roman emperor, with the approval of another emperor or a supreme ecclesiastical official.”  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar

It’s important to note the non-Judeo-Christian nature of the term: “Occasionally, the word could be used to designate other, non-Christian, supreme rulers.” op cit

Spell it tzar (or tsar or csar, all acceptable spellings) to help co-opt the term.

Tsars ruled in Bulgaria, Serbia and Russia. Is this the model Americans should follow? Not “no,” but “h*ll no.”

The very notion of power to appoint tzars is anathema, an affront to the American way of life, and indicator of disrespect for the principles of a republican form of government. Whose idea was this anyway?

Don’t make the mistake of allowing tzars to flourish and placing them under bureaucratic rules. Financial policy must be under strict oversight with no imperator at the top of the pile. Say no to tzars, period.

The RNC policy on tzars will be released soon, if they maintain their spine.