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The lamestream media told you:

Mr. Obama has announced the creation of a new cyber czar, a Great Lakes czar, and now a compensation czar and a car czar.

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:

Six weeks after the Uninvited Ombudsman made national waves with The American Way speech on Patriot’s Day, April 19, Neil Cavuto of FOX News on June 4 picked up one of the themes: tzars are bad news.

Noting that Mr. Obama has named more tzars than any other president, he began to question the wisdom of appointing unconstrained administrators to sensitive areas of the American life, with no apparent constitutional power to do so.

America is now under the rule of a car tzar, a Great Lakes tzar, and the latest a compensation tzar, whose role apparently will be to regulate salaries in private businesses normally completely out of the reach of the federal maw. Any business getting money from taxpayers, doled out by federal agents, could be subject to review. The cyber tzar promised to leave personal email and internet access alone.

“Tzars must be stopped by any means necessary,” said one outraged observer. “They are un-American, have no meaningful oversight, and just the name should tell you that tyrants have no place in our system. What sort of man would appoint a tzar to rule in America? The “news” media, gleefully promoting each newly appointed tzar, could not be reached for comment, although Steve Moore of the Wall Street Journal appeared on the show and backed up Cavuto’s ire.

Numerous spellings are considered acceptable for this dictatorial autocrat, so the spelling preferred by the perpetrators, using a “c,” should be avoided to reduce reinforcement of the vile concept.