There are a lot of asteroids out there that, if they collided with earth, could wipe out humanity — and maybe even Congress, too.
Apophis, for example, is expected to give the earth a brush-pitch in almost 30 years.
But worry not, because the a “United Nations Action Team” will meet in February to vote to construct an urgent memo to all member states calling for an immediate meeting to discuss forming a committee to organize a debate on the asteroid collision threat.
In the end, I’m guessing the “solution” will involve launching Jimmy Carter into space to intercept Apophis and undertake immediate conciliation. Keep your fingers crossed!
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