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I tend to joke around a bit here and try not to take things too seriously, but this is one of those times I’m going to have to be entirely somber and put public safety above any selfish need for business as usual.
This is mostly for you men out there, and I’m using this space to pass along the information because the safety of my readers takes precedent over everything else.
This just in from Yahoo News:
Uganda’s police warned male bar-goers to keep their noses clean after a probe found a gang of robbers had been using women with chloroform smeared on their chests to knock their victims unconscious.
Investigators will file a full report as soon as they regain consciousness.
So, I repeat. If you’re travelling in Uganda and you see this…
…do not stick your face in it. Instead you are being asked to telephone Ugandan authorities — and for some reason Bill Clinton — immediately.
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