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You might call this a half-ass ruling:

Obese people have the right to two seats for the price of one on flights within Canada, the Supreme Court of Canada ruled on Thursday.

Here’s a picture of the Supreme Court of Canada (somewhere there are nine mall santas wondering where their outfits are). A couple of those justices are a slice of meat-lovers pizza away from turning this ruling into a huge conflict of interest.

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