Archive for December, 2007
Sir Edmund Hillary Clinton Knew Bhutto Best
Barack Obama's advisor said the resurgence of Al Qaeda in Pakistan is the result of the US taking their eye off the ball by focusing on Iraq — thus blaming the Benazir Bhutto killing on Bush (as is mandatory), but also on Hillary Clinton. After all, Hillary voted for the Iraq war. Clinton's advisor responded by saying that discussing [...]
Women and Politics, Part I and Part II.
Here's volume II of Chapin's Inferno which is a series I just started doing. Essentially it is, and will be, a wandering cauldron of conservative analysis released over an indefinite period. Here's the link. I have a feeling you guys will like this one. What I like about doing these is that I jump on different themes whenever I want to and [...]
‘It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s? Bureaucrat Man!’
Here's something that is just begging to be mocked: UNITED NATIONS, Dec. 27 (UPI) — Marvel Comics and the United Nations are teaming up to create comic books to show superheroes working with the agency to rid the world of conflict and disease. Yes, that's right! Join the blue-helmeted stupor-heroes as they travel the world in Jimmy [...]
A Betty Ford Clinic for Jihadoholics?
The Ministry of the Interior in Saudi Arabia runs a "rehabilitation program" for what CBC News describes as "extremists" — a word that I think is safe to change to its more precise meaning: Terrorists and would-be terrorists. The "demographic" of the rehab facility is a term that has a "Cub-Scouts-meets-Al [...]
‘Most Admired’ List Has Some Bad News for Oprah, Obama, and Bush Haters
Hillary has edged out Oprah for the title of "Most admired woman" in 2007. In the Gallup poll, 18% admired Hillary so much that many of those respondents are currently out finding pudgy girls to go home and fellate their husbands just so they can emulate the forgiving nature of their hero. President Bush was the "most admired [...]
Every Government Project is a ‘Big Dig’
Boston's wildly more expensive sequel to "Waterworld," the trouble-plagued "Big Dig," is almost finished — at least until the next colossal structural failure. The outcome was typical of almost every government project (by the way, the fastener company mentioned is no relation — at least I hope not): BOSTON - When [...]
Christmas Cheer for NC GOP Gubernatorial Candidates?
Santa Claus may have checked his list to see who was naughty or nice before delivering Christmas presents, but for North Carolina's politicos it's not up to Saint Nick -- it's up to the voters. While the political campaign teams claim their polling results show their candidates leading, according to the independent NCRepublicans.com, Fred Smith [...]
Will a president fix our problems?
By Special Guest Columnist Craig Cantoni Pundits, political elites and common folk are now claiming the problems facing the country are obvious and easy to fix, if only we had the sense to elect someone who wants to fix them. Broadcasting star Glenn Beck said that very thing yesterday on his show. A growing feeling of economic insecurity, [...]
Thieves Steal Roofing
The lamestream media told you: Increasing prices for lead have led thieves to begin stealing roofs from medieval churches in England, reports Mary Jordan in the Washington Post. "Lead has jumped from $450 a ton five years ago to $3,200 this year, according to police and insurance-industry officials," she says. The Uninvited Ombudsman notes [...]
For Your Christmas Day Viewing Pleasure: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
I'm a big fan of horrible movies — flicks that would make even Ed Wood himself wince in agony. On Christmas and the days leading up to it, everybody shows movies like It's a Wonderful Life, Home Alone, Miracle on 34th Street and A Christmas Story, but hardly anybody ever shows gems like this. Below is a 9:33 clip from the 1964 train [...]
