Archive for October, 2007
There’s No Excuse For Abuse – Even If You’re A Woman
October may be Domestic Violence Awareness Month, according to the official gender feminist schedule, but since when has doing anything according to a gender feminist mandate been a good thing? I felt tired this morning, after hearing and seeing this years relentless stream of gender feminist lies about domestic violence? Tired or not, today [...]
‘Bigfoot’ Isn’t the Only Picture That Deserves a Disclaimer
A hunter in Pennsylvania ended up getting some pictures of a mangy bear, and all of a sudden Bigfoot seekers (think "snipe hunting" but bigger) are asking if this is proof of the existence of a juvenile Sasquatch (a juvenile Sasquatch is just like a regular Sasquatch except it puts "kick me" signs on the backs of the other [...]
Pumpkin-Headed Taxes
Today's "Stupid tax du jour" is brought to you by the Iowa Department in Oversight of Taxes (IDIOT), better known as the Iowa Department of Revenue. The state is now taxing pumpkins — unless a form is filled out by the consumer and submitted to the government by the pumpkin seller stating that the pumpkin will be used for food [...]
Romney Brings Clinton Campaign to its Knees
Mitt Romney said that if the Clintons are in the White House, Hillary will be an intern. The most disappointed person in the country right now has to be Bill Clinton. Oh well, if all else fails, at least there will be pizza. Here's part of what Romney said to Sean Hannity: …the greatest drawback beyond the direction shed take us is [...]
Romney Brings Clinton Campaign to its Knees
Mitt Romney said that if the Clintons are in the White House, Hillary will be an intern. The most disappointed person in the country right now has to be Bill Clinton. Oh well, if all else fails, at least there will be pizza. Here's part of what Romney said to Sean Hannity: …the greatest drawback beyond the direction shed take us is [...]
“I’ll take an H please, Pat”
Forget about health care and the war. How about more money for adult education, particularly for plakard prufreeding klasses:
What, Me Liberal?
In the "letters to the editor" section at WorldNetDaily today, there's this gem: You need to change the banner for columnist Doug Powers to "OUT OF LEFT FIELD." He gets more liberal with every article. A few months ago, he was critical of us who study Bible prophecy, and now he wants us to abandon our beliefs and vote for a [...]
Challenges Remain for Airport Security
(The following article is based on a report obtained by the National Association of Chiefs of Police.) Within the Department of Homeland Security, the Transportation Security Administration's mission is to protect the nation's transportation network. Since its inception in 2001, TSA has developed and implemented a variety of programs and [...]
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Bill Clinton!” chicka-chicka bowwww chicka-chicka bowwww
A short news clip of Bill Clinton being confronted by some "9/11 truthers" at a speech came out a few days ago, but a full clip was made by the group who did the interrupting. The funniest part, in my opinion, is near the beginning, just after Clinton is introduced. Crank up the volume and try to figure out which porno movie they stole [...]
John Edwards, the “Robbin’ Hood” Candidate
John Edwards is like a bank robber who's not afraid to take off his ski mask, look directly into the security camera, and let everybody know exactly who he is and what he's about. I like that in a Democrat — because it makes them lose: John Edwards says if he's elected president, he'll institute a New Deal-like suite of [...]
