Everybody knows about Bill O’Reilly’s infamous dinner with Al Sharpton, but he also recently dined with Al Roker at McDonald’s.

O’Reilly: Al how do you keep all that weight off when you eat at fast food joints all the time?

Roker: I eat, but I don’t swallow.

O’Reilly: I can’t believe how civilized the Negroes here are!

Roker: Whatcha talkin’ about Willis?

O’Reilly: The colored clerk was kind enough to ask me “Do you want fries with that”?  I haven’t heard any Negroes complain, “Why don’t McDonald’s sell no malt liquor?

Roker: O’Reilly you are a racist bastard!

O’Reilly: You people are so sensitive! I compliment you people for not behaving like savages, and you take it the wrong way.

Roker: No spin zone my foot! You are spinning like a top.

O’Reilly: Chill out my dark-skinned friend. I’ll make peace by buying you some watermelon at the corner grocery store for dessert, OK?

Roker: You people make me sick!

O’Reilly: You people? You people? You don’t like Whitey, huh?

Roker: I’m not referring to Caucasians, it’s you Fox News wingnuts who make me sick!