Archive for September, 2007
Knee-Shooters for Peace
The anti-war, pro-nausea group "Breasts Not Bombs" has made another appearance, this time in DC, in order to facilitate your bulimia experience on a Sunday. Surgeon General's warning: The above link contains dangerous amounts of trans-fats and an alleged woman who looks like a topless Gregg Allman. Click at your own risk.
Listen To The Voices Of Those Who Defend Us
Do we have the fortitude to stand behind our troops? And the fortitude to stand strong for them? The problem lies with our politicians in Washington who use the war in Iraq as a political football instead of realizing lives are at stake. The public then loses hope that the Iraq war is a winnable situation. We should be listening to the [...]
School Dhimmicrats on Parade
It's the same question every Christmas: What do you get for the person who's offended by everything? Why, you consider getting rid of Christmas, of course. Oh, and Jell-O. Near Chicago, school bureaucrats are being fitted for their turbans: The holiday traditions are facing elimination in some Oak Lawn schools this year after complaints [...]
Lucidity Impossible: Tom Cruise Digging Alien Bunker at the Funny Farm?
Normally I laugh off these kinds of stories as Hollywood rumor mill tabloid tripe, but hey, it's Tom Cruise, so I sorta believe it: Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports. The Mission Impossible actor, who is a [...]
Border Security: Fraud Risks in Managing Diversity Visa Program
by Jim Kouri, CPP Diversity visas provide an immigration opportunity to aliens from countries with low rates of immigration to the United States. Diversity visa applicants must apply online, be selected by lottery, be interviewed, and be determined to be eligible before obtaining a diversity visa. At the requested of the US Congress, the [...]
Hate Crime Laws: Marcia Brady Places Self in Grave Danger
A few days ago, it was rumored, in The National Enquirer, that the woman best known for playing Marcia on The Brady Bunch would divulge, in her forthcoming book, that she is a lesbian and once had dalliances with Eve Plumb, who played Jan. If you're like me, you read news I thought to yourself, "Whew! Now Maureen's protected under the [...]
Global Warming Not Politically Motivated (pause for laughter)
James Hansen, for those who are lucky enough to be ignorant of nth-degree meteorology and climatology, is the Chuck Yeager of the global warming theory and even makes Al Gore look like a paper hat clad trainee at "We're All Gonna Die Burger." Hansen is often quoted as a global warming "expert" and an unbiased scientist who has [...]
An Opinion From an Unbiased News Anchor ? But First, Katie Couric’s View
Katie "$2.51 per viewer" Couric spoke at the National Press Club on Tuesday. Here's part of what she said: The former Today show anchor traced her discomfort with the administrations march to war back to the aftermath of the Sept. 11 attacks. The whole culture of wearing flags on our lapel and saying we when referring to [...]
Where’s Waldo?
Earlier today I was flipping through one of the media trade magazines and ran across an ad for the annual Walter Kaitz Foundation "Expressions of Diversity" dinner. Here's the goal of the Kaitz Foundation: The Walter Kaitz Foundation was established in 1980 as a not-for profit organization with the purpose of diversifying the executive [...]
Panned Parenthood: Tragedy and Irony on Parade in Aurora
Hundreds of people whose parents didn't abort them marched at a big Planned Parenthood rally in Aurora Illinois yesterday. Due to a scheduling conflict, Hillary was unable to show up wearing her famous "If abortions are outlawed, only outlaws will be allowed to screw around with my husband" t-shirt. Darn. Here are a bunch of photos [...]
