From the "Artists with way too much free time, not to mention porn mags" department comes this:

US Republicans are none too pleased with Brit artist Jonathan Yeo, who's just completed a fetching portrait of George Bush constructed from grumble mag clippings.

The work was unveiled yesterday at London's Lazarides gallery, which explains the motivation behind the thought-provoking piece: "Yeo was commissioned to undertake a portrait of US President George W Bush, but was later told his services were not required. He decided to continue the commission on his own…"

Republicans were outraged by this exercise in distaste, at least until they heard Larry Craig's foot tapping in the next stall.

This "portrait" style would be much more appropriate for a Bill Clinton bust — literally.