The lamestream media told you:
“Fueled by rapid growth in coal-reliant China, rates of carbon dioxide emission from industrial sources increased from 2000 to 2004 at a rate that is over three times the rate during the 1990s,” according to a National Academy of Sciences report covered by USA Today last month.
The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:
Indiscriminate and rapid increases in coal burning by communist red Chinese have emerged as a driving force behind global carbon levels in the atmosphere. The dictatorship’s loosened grip on its economy has lead to a mad rush of growth formerly unknown in the totalitarian regime.
The communists’ furnaces, which do not use scrubbers and are believed to be highly inefficient, rely on their vast supplies of CO2 producing coal, lack of environmental regulations, and easy executions of protesters.
The highly controversial Kyoto Accord, which the United States refused to sign because it proposed devastating impacts on our economy, had conveniently omitted the communists from most requirements. European nations and others who did sign the accords have uniformly failed to meet the goals, but it doesn’t matter, because there are no penalties, no sanctions, and not even followup reports by the “news” media.
In other news, Hollywood has taken up the carbon emissions banner and is “buying carbon offsets” to demonstrate how green their films are. The upcoming $170 million comedy about Noah’s Ark “erased” its carbon “footprint” by spending ten grand on trees, according to PBS. How many trees, where, how much CO2 they absorb in what time frame and whether such a small number of plants can “erase” $170 million in activity for a gigantic crew working for a year is unknown. PBS asked no questions to qualify the proud pronouncement of the film’s producer, but the interviewer gushed at how wonderful all this was.
In still other news, communist China surpassed the U.S. in 2006 as the world’s leading producer of CO2 gas, by far. Al Gore could not be reached in his 26,000-square-foot home for comment.
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