Archive for April, 2007
Who has the biggest beef?
By Special Guest Columnist Craig Extremist Cantoni Four political groups are unhappy with the current state of affairs in the nation: left-liberals, faux conservatives on the religious right, progressives, and libertarians/true conservatives. Lets see which group has the biggest beef: Left-liberals are unhappy about a lot of things, [...]
Homeland Defender Market
The lamestream media told you: Nothing. The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that: Firearms marketers, lead by industry giant Ellet Brothers (a commercial distributor), are expanding their lines of Homeland Defender products to the general public. Consumer demand for tactical and strategic product lines are fast becoming the growth sector [...]
Doctors Cheer Windfall
The lamestream media told you: Government authorities warned today that, with an aging baby boomer generation, as much as 20 cents of every dollar could be spent on health care in the U.S. by the end of the next decade. The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that: Health care officials were ecstatic on news today that as much as 20% of the entire [...]
Faulty Immigration Math
The lamestream media told you: President Bush went to the Mexican border at Yuma again to tout a four point plan to fix the illegal immigration problem. Apprehensions are down 30%, he said, so were making progress. His plan includes a guest worker program but does not include amnesty for the estimated 11 million illegals already [...]
Europe Goes Sharia
The lamestream media told you: Forming the European Union was a wise and logical step in the development of Western Civilization's heartland. The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that: The number one name for new baby boys in Belgium is Mohammed. The number one name for new baby boys in Amsterdam is Mohammed. The number one name for new baby [...]
More Mammograms Please
The lamestream media told you: "While once-a-year mammograms are urged for older women, women who haven't reached their 50th birthday should feel free to make up their own minds about whether to get annual exams, according to new guidelines from the American College of Physicians," reports Lisa Krieger in the San Jose Mercury News on April 3. The [...]
Flying Into Hysterics over the Earth
"The Earth is The Lord's and the Fullness Thereof"-- 1 Corinthians 10:26 (KJB) I do not worry about the Earth...because it DOES belong to The Lord God Almighty. Therefore, He is in control of what happens to it. Yes I am to be a good steward of the earth and not take advantage of it, but at the same time, I am not going to become obsessive about [...]
Air Marshal Pistolcraft
The lamestream media told you: Nothing. The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that: Now that its nearly impossible to sneak onboard a commercial aircraft with a weapon larger than an eyebrow tweezers, the FAA Air Marshals program is growing. The Uninvited Ombudsman has obtained the actual shooting drill for air marshals, useful to anyone who [...]
McCain Raises Millions
The lamestream media told you: Sen. John McCain, once considered the Republican frontrunner for the presidential nomination, has "stumbled," collecting only $12 million in the first quarter, an amount termed "anemic" when compared to his competitors. Mitt Romney raised $23 million in the same time period to take the Republican lead. The Uninvited [...]
British Hostage Mystery
The lamestream media told you: Iran released 15 British soldiers it accused of trespassing in Iranian waters. The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that: You will never know what really happened. All the reports that say they know, or speculate they know, or postulate they know, are baloney and just filling airtime and newsprint for the [...]
