The lamestream media told you:
Vice President Dick Cheneys openly lesbian daughter Mary is pregnant.
The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:
Thats impossible.
Mary Cheneys partner of 15 years, Heather Poe, is said to be ecstatic. Lengthy stories carried everywhere failed to address how a lesbian couple might find themselves expecting.
No rumors of immaculate conception are circulating, despite the pregnant womans first name. If a man was involved, its unclear if the title lesbian would still apply. If reporters asked, it did not make it into published stories for some reason.
Extensive coverage of GLBT issues, political fallout for the vice president, religious objections to gay lifestyles, gay marriage amendments, and the wholesome relationship of the expectant couple, who attended a White House dinner for Prince Charles and his concubine (now wife) Camilla, have been reported.
Frequent charges of a gay agenda bias in the news media have been repeatedly denied. This is the first child for both women.
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