Korwin’s new super-hero alter-ego, Counterintuitive Man, says:
The secret new multi-plan for elections is working swell!
The public is getting disgusted with the process, lowering the number of votes!
New voting equipment is so faulty and untraceable more and more people don’t trust it at all!
Results now take weeks instead of one day, disgusting even die-hard voters!
The ballots have gotten so long people vote by closing their eyes, or voting all “No,” or leaving a lot of the choices blank, watering down the result!
More than a third of the public casts votes by mail, so they don’t even know (or care) if their vote was delivered!
Early voting is getting popular, which means people can vote for someone who, on election day, is dead, indicted, under investigation, in prison, or off the ballot (like Mark Foley), wasting their vote with no recourse, helping to reduce the validity of voting! (nationally 14% in 2000, 22% in 2004; 100% in Oregon; -The Economist)
The candidates are all selected by the power elite, so no matter who wins, the only thing that changes is who gets fat! “Here comes the new boss, same as the old boss!”
Yes, in the effort to deconstruct America, entrench socialist values, eliminate the successful hegemony of the White Man, and move toward collectivism to crush freedom and drub the rights of pesky individuals — for the common good of course — the multi-plan for elections is working swell, no?
Counterintuitive Man says: It’s not Left v. Right, it’s the State v. You.
