Archive for November, 2006
Rumsfeld Gets Riced
The lamestream media told you: Donald Rumsfeld was fired, or resigned, or replaced, or removed, because of failed foreign policy in Iraq and Afghanistan. The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that: The Secretary of Defense is responsible for killing the enemy and breaking things. The Secretary of State and political advisors such as Karl Rove are [...]
Special guest columnist report: Hispanic Single Moms
By Special Guest Columnist Craig J. Cantoni The lamestream media told you: Single Moms are an increasing part of America's demographic, and although many struggle financially, they are just as capable of raising healthy children as married couples. More federal aid money for single-Mom day-care centers and other uses is sorely needed in [...]
The Constant Conservative: An Interview with James Antle.
By Bernard Chapin I first became familiar with W. James “Jim” Antle III in 2003 when I began submitting to enterstageright.com—a website where he was, and is, the Senior Editor. Until very recently, he was also Senior Writer for The American Conservative, but he left that position to take up work with The American Spectator. As a writer, [...]
Special guest columnist report: Anticipated Democratic Breakthroughs
By Special Guest Columnist Craig J. Cantoni Gas prices to drop to $1.25 Hallelujah! Now that Democrats have taken control of the House and Senate, we can expect: - Gas prices to drop to $1.25, because Republicans will no longer be able to feather the nest of Big Oil with obscene profits. - Cars to run on hydrogen, corn syrup and refried beans, [...]
Darfur Gun Controls
The lamestream media told you: The genocide of unarmed victims in Darfur is unfathomably bad, but no one has acted to stop it, the U.N. has failed to issue any meaningful sanctions against the openly racist Islamist dictatorship in Khartoum perpetrating it, or to even call it a genocide. More than two million people have been brutally murdered so [...]
Freshman Congressmen “Trained”
The lamestream media told you: Freshman congressmen, just elected, are eagerly traveling to Washington to attend orientation classes for the new officials. The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that: No news has leaked out about what they teach these people. Who is "they" who does the teaching anyhow? Who sets the agenda? Is this underframe of [...]
Judiciary Committee Stacked
The lamestream media told you: Nothing. The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that: Senate Democrats have already made their committee assignments and stacked the gun-policy Judiciary Committee with the bottom of the anti-gun barrel -- Leahy, Kennedy, Schumer, Feinstein, Durbin, Biden, Feingold, Kohl, Cardin, and Whitehouse. Republicans still [...]
YES! It’s Counterintuitive Man! No?
Korwin's new super-hero alter-ego, Counterintuitive Man, says: The secret new multi-plan for elections is working swell! The public is getting disgusted with the process, lowering the number of votes! New voting equipment is so faulty and untraceable more and more people don't trust it at all! Results now take weeks instead of one day, [...]
Commercialism Inundates the Holidays
It starts earlier and earlier each year...the mad dash to grab the latest and hot items during the Christmas season. All in the name of commercialism and consumerism. The Christmas holiday is being hyped up way before it's approach. But only for the money the season brings in. It's getting to the point to where there is a slogan out now, "Happy [...]
It's Too Early To Start Talking About '08
No sooner had the 2006 Mid-Term elections ended, Democrat and Republican Presidential hopefuls lined up to announce their intentions of running for President in 2008. And so, the race is on. But we are barely over the last election and are looking to another? The politicking never ends! I need a break already! I think we need to stop and think [...]
